I'LL BE YOUR NIGHT BAKER!

hey y'allsies

i got tired of this sn and wanted a whoooooole new lj so i made a new one

add me at 302

yes that is a silent hill reference

i won't be posting anymore here, so.

MY EXPERIENCES WITH SILENT HILL FOUR, IN A POEM:

what the fuck
who designs a prison
as a cylinder

why do the floors rotate
who would do that
i fear henry is functionally retarded

i can't line up these floors
what is wrong with this game
do the developers hate me

this shitty game gets even shittier every time i play it
why am i replaying it
walter take a shower

because an atoms made me

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i enjoy gore, detail, and part 5

SO I MOVED ON BASE

oh my god moving is so exhausting and no matter how many times we do it i will always hate it
BUT I'M NOT BITCHIN'
YOU KNOW WHY?

BECAUSE OUR INTERNET IS SO FUCKING FAST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

brb loving this forever

guys
look at this chocolate bar i found



WHO WANTS SOME BLACK POWER

i think everyone on my flist should take a look at this
person to person section from our local american newspaper



~you called me blackbeard~

oh my god you guys

http://healthbase.netbase.com/

SEARCH EVERYTHING AND LOOK THROUGH THE TABS

oh dear i think i have a case of the jotaros, how did i catch this

Causes of Jotaro Kujo (1)
Oingo

oh.

Pros of Araki (7)
Adapt doctrine
Bushido code
Defend shi'ar throne
Present notation
Save life
Suppress effect
Take away government

Cons of Araki (2)
Highly endangered language
Uncertain feeling

what is this i don't even

Treatments for Pucci (15)
Stand
Weather Report
Emporio
Anasui
Artificial stand user

OKAY OKAY ONE MORE

Complications of Tape (20)
Barrier disruption
Confusion
Death rate
Infection
Superficial wound
Affect sexual function
Anxiety
Bad dream
Bleeding
Bog down Starfleet

brb gotta go bog down the starfleet

hahahaha i never post here since i joined furaffinity

I STILL READ THINGS BUT I JUST

fa is taking up my life •m• god damn it furfags

in other news, jesus christ i have a lot of homework to do
i should probably get on that
yeah

so i'm gonna be gone from the seventh until the twenty first, taking a trip to jersey

i dunno how much i'll be online sooooo

if you need to contact me for whatever reason, hit me up at:

sexualtrepan@gmail.com

postin just to use this icon

spy and scout are canon gay for each other you guys

UGH GUYS NO PICTURES TODAY

but we spent like six hours in venice walking around

then we drove to rome

and now i'm posting from a hotel in rome

AND I STILL HAVE THAT ON-A-BOAT-FEELING

I TOOK A BUNCH OF PICTURES BUT I DON'T FEEL LIKE UPLOADING THEM, I'LL DO IT ON TUESDAY I THINK

we'll be in rome for three days, we're going to pompeii tomorrow

brb feel like i'm going to throw up UUUGH BOAT FEELING

( seriously a lot of photos here )

AFN COMMERCIALS KICK ASS

19:29:09 alex carchidi: are you ready to fight crime
19:29:13 [Tape]: yes
19:29:53 alex carchidi: as lamprey-cunt are you the sidekick or the dom
19:30:01 [Tape]: the dom
19:30:02 [Tape]: of course
19:30:05 alex carchidi: oh
19:30:09 [Tape]: i am listening to simon and garfunkel
19:30:13 [Tape]: that is crime fighting music
19:30:19 alex carchidi: yes it is
19:30:32 alex carchidi: it's hatred fighting music
19:30:35 alex carchidi: and intolerance fighting music
19:30:49 alex carchidi: i think i will also listen to simon and garfunkel
19:31:17 [Tape]: hey hey hey
19:31:18 [Tape]: hey hey hey
19:31:31 [Tape]: i am listening to mrs robinson
19:31:35 [Tape]: it is a good song for crime fighting
19:32:06 alex carchidi: i am listening to the boxer
19:32:13 alex carchidi: li li li, li li lilili li li li
19:32:18 [Tape]: that is also a good song for crime fighting
19:33:32 alex carchidi: it sure gets the blood pumping
19:33:41 [Tape]: mrs robinson is a good song for raping
19:33:46 [Tape]: it is a raping song
19:33:48 [Tape]: good to rape to
19:34:44 alex carchidi: i think scarborough fair is better for raping
19:34:59 alex carchidi: it really captures that "quiet rape sadness" feeling
19:35:15 [Tape]: i prefer the "energetic rape glee" feeling
19:35:36 alex carchidi: "she once was a true love of mine (until she didnt put out and i had to rape her)"